Songs to be outlawed for all time:
Here's my top ten:
1. Las Ketchup (Go home ladies, and tend your ovens)
2. Macarena (My dog could dance it)
3. Barbie Girl (nooooooo! just the memory got it playing again in my head)
4. Brazil (and all songs by those Vengaboygirls)
5. Whenever, wherever (truth be told: I respect Shakira; but this song ought to be buried. I can only think of her 'small and humble breasts')
6. Hotel California (sorry, this must go too. This is so ingrained in our consciousness that seven generations hence, our children will be born singing it)
7. Smoke on the water (same as above)
8. Desert Rose (Cheb Mami has done better things. May I drive that Jaguar now, Mr Sumner?)
9. Summer of 69 (If only 69 was what I thought it was)
10. Eye of the tiger (You can't survive this one; every half-paisa pub thinks this was released yesterday afternoon)
Add yours!
Here's my top ten:
1. Las Ketchup (Go home ladies, and tend your ovens)
2. Macarena (My dog could dance it)
3. Barbie Girl (nooooooo! just the memory got it playing again in my head)
4. Brazil (and all songs by those Vengaboygirls)
5. Whenever, wherever (truth be told: I respect Shakira; but this song ought to be buried. I can only think of her 'small and humble breasts')
6. Hotel California (sorry, this must go too. This is so ingrained in our consciousness that seven generations hence, our children will be born singing it)
7. Smoke on the water (same as above)
8. Desert Rose (Cheb Mami has done better things. May I drive that Jaguar now, Mr Sumner?)
9. Summer of 69 (If only 69 was what I thought it was)
10. Eye of the tiger (You can't survive this one; every half-paisa pub thinks this was released yesterday afternoon)
Add yours!
posted by dr.jinxed @ 9/11/2007 01:24:00 AM
1 Comments:
At April 04, 2010 9:15 PM,
kantankerous said…
Yet another dead blog that I used to visit. Sigh. Talking of which, do you advocate the death penalty to the players of these songs? (I quite like some of them, actually).
What are you up to nowadays?
(I just rediscovered google's 'My Account settings' carp and was reading my old (dead and buried too) blogs, viz. where I came across a link to your blog again.) Now that the programmer in me has successfully closed all open brackets, and subsequently realised this is a rather long comment, it's time to sign off.
P.S. I've met you once (that's as far as I know, I may have been drunk at the time), so the 'What are you up to nowadays' question is completely irrelevant, as I don't know what you've been up to since. Either way, be generous with the whole 'benefit of doubt' idea, will you, please?
P.P.S. Going with ugly rock/pop references, I'm the (non?)blogger formerly known as usedclothes.
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