Songs to be outlawed for all time:



Here's my top ten:

1. Las Ketchup (Go home ladies, and tend your ovens)

2. Macarena (My dog could dance it)

3. Barbie Girl (nooooooo! just the memory got it playing again in my head)

4. Brazil (and all songs by those Vengaboygirls)

5. Whenever, wherever (truth be told: I respect Shakira; but this song ought to be buried. I can only think of her 'small and humble breasts')

6. Hotel California (sorry, this must go too. This is so ingrained in our consciousness that seven generations hence, our children will be born singing it)

7. Smoke on the water (same as above)

8. Desert Rose (Cheb Mami has done better things. May I drive that Jaguar now, Mr Sumner?)

9. Summer of 69 (If only 69 was what I thought it was)

10. Eye of the tiger (You can't survive this one; every half-paisa pub thinks this was released yesterday afternoon)



Add yours!